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Episode 301

Posted in KC Episodes, Uncategorized on September 30, 2016 by kissingcontest



We have an email or two. Actually yeah, two emails, plus the FINAL installment of Pilot Watching with A Minute With Stan Hooper and Heat Vision and Jack, The October movie preview, Border Boss and Fried Chicken Bandits and Snaxchat thanks to listener George!


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Episode 299

Posted in KC Episodes, Uncategorized on September 29, 2016 by kissingcontest



A FULLY LOADED episode featuring Pilot Watching with Threes Company and All in the Family, The Fall 1986 TV preview where Mike spends most of the time reading ads out loud, the controversial BORDER BOSS and FRIED CHICKEN BANDITS featuring Fried Chicken scene reports from England courtesy of ENTER THE VAULT and Edmonton courtesy of LEALAND. Also Snaxchat featuring Doans Hawaiian Adventure and FINALLY those god damn key lime twinkies thanks to James!


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Kissing Boss Episode 0

Posted in KC Episodes, Uncategorized on September 29, 2016 by kissingcontest



Oh no! Scot King of the Internet broke into our studio while we were on vacation and recorded a renegade episode of Kissing Contest. He has some movie news and Pilot Watching with Justice League of America (1997). He even calls up “Big Laptop” himself, Listener Stephen. Check it out before we press charges.


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Episode 298

Posted in KC Episodes, Uncategorized on September 29, 2016 by kissingcontest



It’s the September movie preview plus pilot watching with Young MacGuyver and OF COURSE Border Boss and Fried Chicken Bandits and perhaps a little Pringles Hour too. We are off next week so enjoy this one slowly!


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Episode 297

Posted in KC Episodes, Uncategorized on September 29, 2016 by kissingcontest



It’s a real BLAST FROM THE PAST as PRODUCER FRANK is back from Africa! We talk e-mails, Pilot Watching with The Elvira Show and Lookwell, the thing everyone has been waiting for CHILI DOG SUMMERSLAM, plus the Pringles Hours, Things in movies that vastly differ from IRL and OF COURSE BORDER BOSS and THE FRIED CHICKEN BANDITS RIDE AGAIN!!!


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Episode 296

Posted in KC Episodes, Uncategorized on September 29, 2016 by kissingcontest



Hey we’re still in the NEW ERA so we bring you the premier of BORDER BOSS and THE FRIED CHICKEN BANDITS featuring Scot King of the Internet! Also e-mails, the bestest worstest and weirdest of TV season finales, Pilot Watchin featuring Bates Motel (1987) and Snaxchat thanks to Listener Lois!


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Episode 295

Posted in KC Episodes, Uncategorized on September 29, 2016 by kissingcontest


“ITS A NEW ERA OF KISSING CONTEST! We have a new novelty liquor for guests, we talk about new segments, maybe there will be a brand split, who knows what will happen! Danial gets trolled in Emails, Mike talks for way too long about Suicide Squad, we all talk for way too long about the olympics, Pilot Watching featuring Golden Palace and The Coneheads and what would our ultimate Summer Blockbuster line up be.


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Episode 266

Posted in KC Episodes, Uncategorized on January 7, 2016 by kissingcontest



NEW YEAR NEW KISSING CONTEST well basically the same Kissing Contest. E-mails, Movie News, a special ONE MORE TIME Buffy Chat, a preview of all the new original TV series coming to Netflix in 2016 courtesy of Listener Kat, and a very quick snack chat.


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Episode 216

Posted in Uncategorized on January 15, 2015 by kissingcontest


KISSING CONTEST BACK AGAIN FOR EPISODE TWO ONE SIX KICKIN HOMELESS PEOPLE IN THE FACE! Emails, Clevo talk, a new segment called BRINGIN IT BACK and snaxchat featuring mostly snax from Japan by way of midtown Manhattan.

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Episode 184

Posted in KC Episodes, Uncategorized on May 8, 2014 by kissingcontest



WARNING: This episode might break your brain



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Episode 183

Posted in KC Episodes, Uncategorized on May 1, 2014 by kissingcontest



Sawyer abandons Mike and Doan and they are left to do the May movie preview alone.



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Episode 179

Posted in KC Episodes, Uncategorized on April 3, 2014 by kissingcontest



We packed so much crap into this episode. We have BEERTALK sponsored by ROCK ART BREWERY, Wrestlechat, a special Taco Bell breakfast edition of snaxchat, we look at some movies that are IN PRODUCTION NOW and a round of MOVIE WATCHIN with THE ACT OF KILLING, plus PHROSTIES and lots of GOOFS and GAFFES.


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Posted in Uncategorized on March 29, 2014 by kissingcontest

Hey Mike here to give you the LOW DOWN on the new Taco Bell breakfast.

Here are some things I should preface this with so you know more about me on a personal level.

1. I unironically love Taco Bell but I am still unbiased enough to know a lot of their menu itmes taste like dog food.

2. I am not really a breakfast burrito type of person. Putting 17 eggs worth of egg into a tortilla with a cut up sausage link is not my thing.

3. I try not to eat a lot of pork products because they make me sick but I do anyway because YOLO so any bathroom problems I have for the rest of the day are my own problem and not Taco Bells.


OK so me an listener Danial travelled to the magical Bushwick Taco Bell which turns out is like 2 minutes away from our house and we never knew so that is probably going to improve our life so much. I honestly thought the AM Tbell menu was only like 4 items and the cinnabites but it’s SO MUCH MORE, so there might be a part two to this report.

First up I got the AM CRUNCHWRAP with BACON except they forgot to put the BACON inside the CRUNCHWRAP which was maybe a blessing in disguise due to my delicate stomach but even without the BACON, this Crunchwrap was pretty Tooooooiiiight. The crunchy hash brown disk really adds a whole new level to the Taco Bell arsenal. Also the “eggs” they use are a lot more realistic in taste and texture than most other fast food breakfast spots. I could eat a hundred of these things. I ca’t even imagine how OUT OF BOUNDS it will be once I have one with BACON and FIRE SAUCE

Next I had the steak and egg burrito which was one of the menu items I didn’t even know existed. This was ok if youre into burritos with eggs in them. The steak didn’t have the dog food taste that some of the more adventurous meats at taco bell tend to have and there was a good MEAT TO EGG ratio so if you are the breakfast burrito type, you should check it out, THOUGH i do think it may have been the most expensive breakfast item and i wouldn’t go all out for it since the AM Crunchwrap is RIGHT THERE.

Waffle Taco with sausage was next. This is the big gimmick item they’ve been pushing and I wasn’t really expecting much and didn’t get much. It tasted like something your school cafeteria might come up with as a treat. It was pretty bland overall and even wrse without the syrup. They need to up their waffle game ALOT if they even want to be in the same conversation with the mighty Mcgriddle.

Oh there were some cinnabites too and they were fucking disgusting. I think the ones I had were overcooked, but I don’t think anything could be done to make me not think they were gross. I am not into sickly sweet hot gooey cum shots in the middle of fried oversugared dough. blech.

The single best part of Taco Bell breakfast is that ALL BETS ARE OFF and you can order regular menu items along with the breakfast items so If you live near a more accommodating TBell, maybe you can get them to stick some chicken and sour cream in that AM Crunchwrap. 





Episode 178

Posted in KC Episodes, Uncategorized on March 28, 2014 by kissingcontest


We have the OG lineup of Kissing Contest Mike and Doan are joined by Mark Freado who has been off the grid for a while. We do the April movie preview which takes forrrreeeveeeeeevvvveer and then THREE stages of SNAXMANIA as we travel from the streets of New York to a grandma’s house in Australia and then end up in an airport in Japan. THIS EPISODE CANT BE MISSED SIT BACK AND RELAX WITH A PACK OF CACOA NIBBIES AND KISSING CONTEST.


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Kissing Contest Vault Episode 2

Posted in Uncategorized on March 24, 2014 by kissingcontest


Last week Sawyer was on that 24/7 paper chase and got stuck at work while Mike was on the verge of death thanks to a virus infecting his ghoul-circuits, so there wasn’t a new episode.  But what we DO have for you is the second ever episode of Kissing Contest from over 4 years ago, previously unavailable on the internet.  Rather than try to describe it ourselves, here’s Past Guest Host and King Of The Internet Scot’s review:

“Man… everything about this sounds so weird now.

It’s as if Sawyer was afraid his heart might stop if every sentence didn’t contain vulgarity but Mike also used to be so much more open to Sawyer’s random interjections and free associations. It borders on warmth and chemistry!

Like flowers growing on a dead body.”

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Posted in Uncategorized on March 23, 2014 by kissingcontest

ImageWelcome to another year of Kissing Contest’s reality madness tournament. This post will explain the rule changes this year and give you a brief description of each show in the tournie (I’m just gonna C&P from wiki so if they aren’t too thorough, do your own research)

First up, the purpose of this tournament is to find out which reality show is making the America the saddest, based on content, influence, and the judges personal fears and shames. Secondly, this year I’ve decide to limit the tournament to reality shows that started in 2010 or later. This way Teen Mom and Toddlers and Tiaras don’t win every year, and it’s not like college players in the real NCAA Tournament stay in college forever winning championships, they move on, and so do terrible fucking reality shows.

WIthout further ado, here are the brackets, I suggest right click saving, otherwise they are hard to read:

Click to access realitymadness2014.pdf

Now Here are brief descriptions of every entrant:


1. Duck Dynasty (A&E) – Duck Dynasty is an American reality television series on A&E that portrays the lives of the Robertson family, who became wealthy from their family-operated business, Duck Commander.

2. Extreme Couponing (TLC) – TLC’s Extreme Couponing is a show about shoppers who make extensive and focused use of coupons to save money while accumulating large quantities of goods.[5] It was previewed in December 2010; after surpassing network expectations with more than 2 million viewers, it received a series order[6][7] and began regular airings in April 2011.[8]

3. Mob Wives (VH1) – Mob Wives, renamed Mob Wives: New Blood for the fourth season,[1] is an American reality television series on VH1 that made its debut April 17, 2011. It follows a group of Staten Island women after their husbands or fathers are arrested and imprisoned for crimes connected to the Mafia.

4. Friday Night Tykes (Esquire) – Like Toddlers and Tiaras except with boys

5. My Cat From Hell (Animal Planet) – A creepy toucher comes to your house and tells you how to take care of your cat

6. My Strange Addiction (TLC) – Marvel at people with mental illnesses that are addicted to doing weird shit

7. Moonshiners (DISCOVERY) – Rednecks pretend to make moonshine

8. Call of the Wildman (Animal Planet) – Call of the Wildman is an American reality television series that airs on the Animal Planet network. The third season of the series is currently airing. The show follows the exploits of Kentucky woodsman Ernie Brown, Jr., nicknamed “The Turtleman”. Aided by his friend, Neal James, and his dog, Lolly, Brown operates a nuisance animal removal business, while he catches and releases nuisance animals. The series is primarily filmed near Brown’s Lebanon, Kentucky, home.


10. GIgolos (SHowtime) – The lives of Male whores

11. Hardcore Pawn (TRU) – More realistic than Pawn Stars but also way more fake

12. Ink Master (Spike) – Sick Tatty contest

13. Beyond Scared Straight (A&E) – teaching kids lessons by having prisoners yell at them

14. Horse Players (esquire) – a boring show about nerds that bet on horse racing

15. Southern Charm (Bravo) – The notoriously closed society of Charleston, South Carolina unlocks the gates of their centuries-old plantation homes for a real-life look at how modern-day Southern aristocracy lives. Get charmed by the social scene which is bound by tradition and ostentation unlike any other culture in America, through a group of the city’s most charismatic gentlemen and their Southern belle equals.

16. Comic Book Men (AMC) – Kevin Smith’s fat friends have their own show



1. Doomsday Preppers (NatGeo) – Maniacs think the world is going to end and bum out their families

2. Catfish (MTV) – fat people on the internet trick dumb people into dating them

3. Sister Wives (TLC) – Some guy is married to a bunch of ladies

4. Cheer Perfection (TLC) –

5.Love & Hip Hop (VH1) – washed up rappers acting poorly

6. Lizard Lick Towing (Tru) – fat ugly fucks pretend to tow stuff

7. Game of Arms (AMC) – the most dramatic arm wreslting matches ever filmed

8. Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty (Spike) – idiots hunt for Bigfoot

9. Chrisley Knows Best (USA) – Sassy dipshit and his sassy dipshit family

10. Black Ink Crew (VH1) – a tattoo show with no actual tattooing

11. To Catch a Contractor (Spike) – Adam Corolla has nothing better to do

12. Auction Hunters (Spike) – Guys go find garbage and resell it but one of the guys has a tattoo on his head

13. Freak Show (AMC) – about an old timey freak show because that’s apparently still a thing

14. Kim of Queens (Lifetime) – Kim of Queens is a Lifetime reality TV show about a pageant coach, 1991 Miss Georgia winner Kim Gravel, which follows Gravel, her mother Jo, and her younger sister Allisyn as they train young girls for beauty pageants. It premiered on January 1, 2014.

15. The Safecrackers (TRU) – Follow Phil Crawford, one of America’s leading safecrackers, and his best buddy, Blaze as they travel the country to unravel mysteries and unlock the secrets lurking in abandoned safes. Phil, Blaze and their fun-loving crew of family and friends can track down and crack giant bank vaults, intricate antique safes and even armored vehicles and underground bunkers.

16. The Taste (ABC) – The Voice except with food



1. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (TLC) – Way to go, America

2. Extreme Cheapskates (TLC) – Way to go, America

3. Naked & Afraid (DIscovery) – it’s like Survivor but way more fucked up

4. Amish Mafia (Discovery) – Fake amish fake strongarm other fake amish

5. Long Island Medium (TLC) – italian racial stereotype pretends to hear dead people

6. Pregnant & Dating (WE) – ::facepalm::

7. The Voice (NBC) – like american idol but…not….i guess?

8. American Hoggers (A&E) – American Hoggers is an American reality television series on A&E that debuted October 19, 2011. The series chronicles the lives of the Campbell family whose family business is professional game hunting

9. Wahlburgers (A&E) – Donny and Mark made a tv show for their ugly brother

10. My Big Fat Revenge (Oxygen) – LOL! “After being discounted, humiliated, and rejected because of their weight, these women are ready to take control of their lives, put their painful pasts behind them, and finally stand up to the people who inflicted the hurt. From the girl whose boyfriend proposed with a ring two sizes too small to the girl who was tormented about her size by her childhood dance instructor, these women will get the ultimate chance to get healthy, change their lives for the better, and teach their former offenders the lesson of a lifetime. With an eye for an eye approach, these ex-boyfriends, former classmates and even family members will get a taste of their own medicine as they’re set up on blind dates, auditions, and nightmare jobs to experience what they put their offenders through.”

11. Heroes Of Cosplay (Syfy) – Follow around nerd babes in sex nerd costumes boioioioioioooooing

12. Savage Family Diggers (Spike) – The series focuses on Savage and his crew as they travel across the United States searching for buried artifacts. Searching historical documents, the team attempts to find locations that may contain artifacts that can be located using a variety of tools including shovel and metal detectors. The crew has to negotiate with the various land owners for permission to dig on their land. Due to many Americans being protective of their land it can be quite harrowing trying to find locations to dig. When valuable artifacts are discovered they are taken to various collectors and sold at which time the money would be split between the land owner and Savage.

13. Warped Roadies (Fuse) – Guys with the lamest job try and pretend their job isn’t so lame. Also features bands youve never heard of.

14. Mystery Diners (Food) – Mystery Diners is an American reality television series on the Food Network. The series, hosted by Charles Stiles, debuted on May 25, 2012, and focuses on a group of diners who, at certain owners’ requests, go undercover at specific restaurants and set up undercover stings and unseen surveillance cameras to catch misbehaving restaurant employees in the act.

15. Party Down South (CMT) – Yet another attempt at a redneck Jersey Shore

16. Toy Hunter (Travel) – questionably gay man hunts for old toys


SOUTHEAST BRACKET (bottom right)

1. Storage Wars (A&E) – The show that somehow gets more and more disgusting by the year

2. Bar Rescue (Spike) – Jon Taffer fixes bars by making people smell gross shit in their bar

3. Dance Moms (Lifetime) – More fat ugly adults bullying young children

4. Marriage Bootcamp (WE) – The first season of Marriage Boot Camp chronicles the lives of five couples from previous seasons of Bridezillas as they move into one house together in order to save their marital bonds.[2] They realize the issues in themselves, and see how it’s hurting their marriages.[2] The couples also do a number of exercises to see if their marriages are worth saving.[2] In the end, the couples will decide if they should divorce or make up.[2] Leading the program is marriage counselor team Jim Carroll and his wife Elizabeth.[6]

5. Basketball Wives (VH1) – are any of these hoes actually married to basketball players?

6. Undercover Boss (CBS) – millionaire business owner pretends to be common man for a day

7. Immortalized (AMC) – Taxidermy competition!

8. Swamp People (History) – Each season, the series focuses on five teams of alligator hunters, with each episode generally featuring three or four teams, as they hunt gator. Some episodes also feature other aspects of the social and sporting life of the swamp, including fishing and hunting for other animals, such as squirrel.

9. Doomsday Castle (Natgeo) – one doomsday prepper was so good at being a maniac they gave him his own show!

10. Restaurant Stakeout (Food) – fake ass Jon Taffer shows people how shitty their restaurant is

11. Preachers Daughters (Lifetime) – Preachers’ Daughters encompasses four pastors‘ daughters and their families as they’re put through the test of balancing their lives with their parents’ firm expectations all the while following their religious values.

12. Thrift Hunters (Spike) – dude shopping at goodwill. it’s a whole show now.

13. My Big Redneck Family (CMT) – CMT looking for that Honey Boo Boo demographic

14. Game of Stones (Discovery) – Billions of dollars in precious stones are unearthed each year, but the rarest never make it to the open market. That’s where Don Kogen, America’s most extreme gem hunter, comes in. Kogen is CEO of Gem Guys, Inc., and a legend in the business. He specializes in rare stones from the most dangerous and lawless places on earth, racing the clock to be the first to each new find, always staying one step ahead of the competition. GAME OF STONES, featuring the real adventures of Kogen and his crew,

15. Below Deck (Bravo) – Below Deck chronicles the crew members who work and reside aboard the mega-yacht, “Honor”.[3] It shows the crew as they deal with their personal issues in order to make their professional careers work. Each episode features a different group of guests.

16. G-Thing (Fuse) – Italian racial stereotype pretends to be a rapper. fails.






Episode 175

Posted in Uncategorized on February 28, 2014 by kissingcontest


Our Oscar picks episode and MOVIE WATCHIN featuring Iron Sky. This is a bizarro episode of the show so it’s really short and we agree with each other with no fighting. Sorry.

Kissing Contest Official Endorsement Plug Type Thing

Posted in Uncategorized on February 18, 2014 by kissingcontest


Everything Is Stories is an awesome new podcast that you should all check out.  Their site is at  Below is the description in their words, because they’ll say it better than I could. -sawyer





Sawyer and Doan on Junk Food Dinner #197

Posted in Uncategorized on February 7, 2014 by kissingcontest



In case you missed it last week, Doan and I were invited to guest host our fellow pod-bro’s show Junk Food Dinner, and we accepted WITH A VENGEANCE.  We talked about all sorts of stuff including some of Mike’s ghoul secrets, but we mainly focused on 3 less well known (some for good reason) movies of the Rude Titty genre.  So if you’re a full tilt diehard Kissing Contest fan and prefer some kind of KC related safety net before diving into another podcast, well, here we are.  JFD are one of the best out there just DOIN IT week in and week out.  The podcast game wouldn’t be the same without them, so go over and subscribe if you haven’t already.

Episode 157

Posted in Uncategorized on October 11, 2013 by kissingcontest


Movie News, the game shows we fantasized being on when we were growing up and Movie Hostage featuring Howling III and The Vow

Episode 148

Posted in Uncategorized on August 8, 2013 by kissingcontest


Sawyer died again or is traveling or something so Mike and Doan discuss their favorite rap songs from movie soundtracks. Movie News and we try out a new segment where we talk about food.



Episode 147

Posted in Uncategorized on August 1, 2013 by kissingcontest



The seemingly endless August movie preview and Movie Hostage 2000 featuring The Warrior’s Way and Beastmaster.



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Episode 131

Posted in KC Episodes, Uncategorized on April 11, 2013 by kissingcontest


WE HAVE REACHED THE END OF THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA. An Exteneded wrestlechat about Wrestlemania 29, ROH and Wrestlecon with special guests Number 2 and King of the Punx Josh Welf. We also have some movie news and Movie Hostage featuring Dr. Alien and Riki-Oh The Story of Ricky.

Episode 130: Sawyer’s Supplemental Materials

Posted in Uncategorized on April 11, 2013 by kissingcontest

I’m writing this very late in the game because I got all sorts of jammed up last week, so all I have to go off of is my notes from the episode.  Hope this somehow helps.




I guess we talked about Idiocracy again – we talk about it a whole lot, and by we I mean me.  Mostly as regards the increasingly frenzied rate at which we get closer to that being real life.


Mike and or Doan talked about the Nation Of Domination kid gif.  Here’s that:


Oh fuck, gross ass Kevin Ware’s leg injury


That sweet 1988 Gallery / SNL thing I bought some shit from and we talked about


Gross Brock Lesnar Hurting Neck Video


oh, this:


MJ, B or W?


Awesome Nitrous Tank Kid and Confused Cops


I can’t read the rest of my notes.  Hey life’s short guys go roll a hoop down the street or something.



Posted in Uncategorized on April 8, 2013 by kissingcontest


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The bad news is that the jpg is kind of hard to see, BUT the good news is, there’s a very easy to fill out PDF version right here!


Episode 129: Sawyer’s Supplemental Materials

Posted in Uncategorized on March 29, 2013 by kissingcontest

At the request of a listener, I’m going to finally start doing something I’ve always wanted to do but always been too lazy to do, which is to post links to some of the bullshit we talk about in each episode, and especially shit we recommend. In the interest of not burning myself out on this new goal, that’s it for flowery introductions.



Early in the episode, I yammer on about how Danny Boyle has made (almost) only good movies, and that Vincent Cassel is the man and is also in a ton of great shit.  From the Boyle canon, Shallow Grave is given heavy praise.

The breakdown of what we each want to see from the April Movie Preview.  It should be noted that for my choices, these are the movies I really really want to see.  As mentioned on the show, I’ll see most anything for the fuck of it – for example the only movies this month I WOULDN’T see are Lords Of Salem and The Big Wedding – and honestly, if I was bored enough, I’d probably go see those in theaters too.








And in case you wanted to check out the 2 movies we reviewed for MH2K this week but were too lazy for light googling, here they are.  They both received strong if not glowing recommendations from us.





If you found this remotely helpful, useful or otherwise worth reading, lemme know so I don’t get annoyed and stop doing them.


Episode 126

Posted in KC Episodes, Uncategorized on March 8, 2013 by kissingcontest


Another SUPER FAT episode with Movie News, our all time favorite reality TV shows, a special snaxchat beer edition featuring Rock Art Brewery Vermont Maple Wheat Ale and the first Movie Hostage 2000 with Burning Paradise in Hell and Band of Outsiders. Also lots of abrupt coughing and the continuing saga of The Spectacle Theater Dumper!!


Also courtesy of Mike, here’s a playlist with clips from all of our favorite reality shows.  Watch at least Doan’s #2 because it sounds like a sleeper hit that neither Mike nor I had ever heard of.

IFTS 3 Mixtape (Summer 2004)

Posted in Uncategorized on February 27, 2013 by kissingcontest


Hey friends, this is Mike. Way back in the summer of 2004 I was still making zines like some kind of nerd. For issue 3 of my Ipecac For The Soul zine, i reviewed around 100 12″ singles that ended up on my doorstep one day. I took the cream of the crap and made a mixtape out of them. The tracklist up above might leave you scratching your head since most of the tracks are relatively unknown, but the best way I can describe the music on here is if The Dollar Store sponsored a house party in the very early 90s.

This may not be your cup of tea, and I only had it converted from it’s original audio cassette format since random people have been asking me for a copy for the past 9 years. The original run was 30-50 tapes and since no one actually listens to cassettes anymore, original copies of this thing are hard to come by. So if you’re a weird stalker or creepy collector of all my shit, you may wanna give this a try. I am also providing a Text file copy of the original zine this tape was from.

(I apologize for the divshare links and not the current industry standard soundcloud, but my account is maxed out at the moment)

The whole thing is right here:

Zine text file

Pissed Jeans – Bathroom Laughter Video

Posted in Uncategorized on February 12, 2013 by kissingcontest

Pissed Jeans new LP “Honeys” officially came out today.  If you’re a particularly cool dude like myself, you got your preorder package yesterday with the special orange swirl “Loser Edition” of the LP, a bonus 7″ featuring Night Minutes from their first EP ever as well as one of my personal favorites, Boring Girls off of Shallow, some stickers and most importantly the truly amazing shirt pictured below.

Preorder Crap:

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But to kick off the official release, they debuted the video for Bathroom Laughter this morning.  Continuing in the tradition of PJ videos, it’s great, especially the bloodbath at the end.  HEY YOU SHOULD WATCH THIS.



Rob Liefeld’s Movie Ambitions

Posted in Uncategorized on February 1, 2013 by kissingcontest

Rob Liefeld's Movie Ambitions

As mentioned in Episode 121, Rob Liefeld has some ideas for movies and here’s the article where we got all that info. Thanks to my old roommate Jesse for passing this along. Go get em Rob!