As I’ve said on this site and as Mike and Doan mentioned in Episode 76, I have an unabashed boner for this movie. Much like the fat curly haired kid in the locker room. If you weren’t sold on this movie before, this should do it. I can’t embed it no matter how hard I try, but I promise it’s worth the clickthrough.
http://www.ign.com/videos/2012/02/23/watch-this-crazy-tv-spot-for-project-x
-sawyer
Nitehawk Cinema in Brooklyn is showing the new Jay Reatard documentary “Better Than Something: Jay Reatard” - I know a lot of people hated this dude, which is fair, but this should be awesome, and he put out some of the best records of the last 10 years. I’m pretty bummed I’m going to be out of town for this, but hopefully I’ll be able to catch it somewhere else.
http://www.nitehawkcinema.com/movie.php?movie=113
-sawyer
in case you’re dense and decided not to listen to this week’s oscar episode, here are our picks for this sunday’s oscars. use them wisely.
Best Adapted Screenplay
Best Originoo Screenplay
Best Director
Best Supporting Actress
Best Supporting Actor
Best Actress
Best Actor
Best Picture
don’t forget to follow us @jimpubes and @kissingcontest on oscar night for some witty insight and humor!
– dylan v. bite
As usual, Sawyer is very happy to be back, and as usual, Mike and Producer Dino do not give a shit at all. We hop into some movie news for a bit, then get down to our pre-Oscar’s coverage. Sawyer, Mike and Don each put in their picks for who will win in all of the major categories. Whoever has the most correct picks wins a sandwich from the other two LOSERS. And to protect our souls, we also give our personal picks for who we’d really like to win. The episode is rounded out by the selection process for another round of MOVIE HOSTAGE EXTREEEEEMMMEE.
direct download: http://traffic.libsyn.com/contestkissing/KissingContestEP77.mp3
itunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/kissing-contest/id390568857
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Obviously stolen from @thatbilloakely ‘s twitter, which Mike saw first and threw up on our messageboard.
-sawyer
if you’re a dude and this doesn’t speak to a younger you then i feel sorry for your soul.
*i dont know what the F wordpress’s problem is, but thats supposed to be an embedded video. just click the link and watch that hoe.
- dbite
This looks fucking intense and awesome. And may well appeal to the Ghoul audience as well – we’ll have to wait till Mike and Ghoul PhD Josh weigh in on it.
-sawyer
WARNING: DUE TO NEGLIGENCE THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED USING A LAPTOP MIC SO THE SOUND IS POOR. Sorry about that, but please enjoy MIKE AND DOAN’S SUPER LOW BUDGET PUBLIC ACCESS MOVIE NEWS AND PREVIEWS SHOW!
direct download: http://traffic.libsyn.com/contestkissing/KissingContestEP76.mp3
itunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/kissing-contest/id390568857
get in touch: kissingcontest666@gmail.com
new issue hit the newstands today. got the heads up once again from recurring characterzachariah.
– homeless dogg b.
asides from “little bigfoot”, art also directed this gem starring both goldberg AND kurupt from the DPG.
– h.b.p.d.
In honor of Valentines Day, your favorite casanova’s at Kissing Contest bring you THE TOTAL BABE EPISODE featuring a lot of movie news, each of our favorite total babes throughout our lives and Movie Hostage EXXXTREME featuring Easy Money and Little Bigfoot.
direct download: http://traffic.libsyn.com/contestkissing/KissingContestEP75.mp3
itunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/kissing-contest/id390568857
because i dont want this to become some crazy weird creeper babe picture site, ill just stick to highlights from our teenage years. if you want to get the full list, listen to the podcast ya dummy.
teenage mike:
teenage sawyer who has no recollection of liking girls before he was 13:
teenage doan:
– prod. domo
-sawyer
This is seriously amazing. Makes some of my favorite bits even funnier. This is the one podcast I’d ever say you should listen to before / over ours. UYD4L.
-sawyer
I mean, unless you normally instantly equate naked ladies with children’s movies and / or dwarves.
Just a little teaser post for our upcoming Valentines Day / TOTAL BABES OF OUR LIVES list episode.
Kisses
-sawyer
Saw this courtesy of a dude I don’t know on a Facebook thing where we bullshit about movies. That’s as much as I can do for credit. It’s pretty awesome too. And whichever Buffer that is (I can’t keep track) good for him for (getting paid to) do this.
-sawyer
Ok so I found this on some spanish tumblr page and just the set of images is amazing enough on it’s own – must have been some sort of publicity thing or a premier for Expendables – where Terry Crews just blows up the room by being the coolest dude ever. Statham in particular seems to really be enjoying it, while Dolph Lundgren is less sure about the whole thing.
But then I happened to read the url as I was copying it, and while my Spanish is rusty, I think this dude labeled the post “Crazy Black Guy.”
http://nomedarisa.tumblr.com/post/16174146686/negrito-lokillo
We’re doing another midnight movie at The Spectacle Theater (S.3rd and Bedford in Williamsburg) on Saturday 2/25, but we’re not the only ones – check out the full schedule below, and then go over to the site for full descriptions, more info, etc.
Fri. 3 - Spectacle Midnights presents ROCKTOBER BLOOD
Sat. 4 - Spectacle Midnights presents - SHE
Fri. 10 - Franny’s Filthy Fridays presents - HITCHHIKER GIRLS IN HEAT!
Sat. 11 - Lunchmeat VHS Fanzine presents - GIRLFRIEND FROM HELL
Fri. 17 - Camp Motion Pictures presents BEAUTY QUEEN BUTCHER
Sat. 18 - Horror Boobs presents WHITE FIRE
Fri. 24 - Junk Food Dinner presents NICE GIRLS DON’T EXPLODE
Sat. 25 - Kissing Contest presents: TAMMY & THE T. REX
In Episode 74 we run through some Movie News which ends in a surprisingly heated debate about Jesus H. Tebow. From there we transition seamlessly into a rundown of Mike and Sawyer’s Top 5 Favorite Sports Movie Characters from the 1980′s”, which Producer Baby Don was unable to take part in as he’s been struggling to adapt to his new life living under the Williamsburg bridge as Producer Homeless Stupid Baby Don. We finish out the episode with the introduction of Movie Hostage EXXXTREME. What is that exactly? Well hey maybe you should just be patient and in like an hour or so after you start listening you’ll find out!
iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/kissing-contest/id390568857
Stream or direct download: http://traffic.libsyn.com/contestkissing/KissingContestEP74.mp3
get in touch: kissingcontest666@gmail.com
“Taker disappears from the scene and makes a “epic” return no lie like 4 times a year, it feels like he’s gone for years at a time. Then the new thing is to have him show up and not say anything and just gaze at that wrestlemania sign for uncomfortably long periods of time. I mean, HHH got bored and left and taker was still marveling at that vector work.” – listener pants
– gangsta buu
courtesy of monthly guest host zachariah. words can not describe.
– homeless baby producer don.
I can’t help but defend myself and also (not so) secretly try and insert myself (honk honk) into the episodes which I miss. So, here are my notes on Episode 73.
-Thank you for taking my Episode 71 notes to heart by mentioning that Michael Lee from The Wire is in Red Tails.
-Mike and Baby Don clearly miss my BOOOOOOOOOM contributions when I’m gone, but this isn’t even a HOLLYWOOD INSIDER thing: a multi hyphenate is someone like Clint Eastwood, a writer-director-actor. Note the multiple hyphens. SIGH.
-I really enjoyed Mike’s breakdown of the Isaiah Washington slur situation on Grey’s anatomy. ”Some fag called another fag a fag. Or no wait some black guy called a fag a fag.” I think this tops any (alleged) insensitive moments I may have had on this show.
-Funny to hear them mention “FDR: American Badass” because I POSTED IT ON THIS FUCKING SITE WEEKS AGO. But good call on FormerProducer Frank’s part- Leslie Neilsen would murder that part if he were still with us.
-Frank hating on The Crow soundtrack is just because he’s a little baby. If he was our (myself, Don, Mike’s) age when it came out he would love it too.
-There are a ton more EZEC / UNDERWORLD posts, I’ll put them up separately. It’s all gold.
-Also, the Crow is drastically better than any of the Underworld movies.
-Nice to see that even with TWO producers no one could clear up the fact that it has always been Kate Beckinsale in Underworld.
-I too have never seen Annie Hall. Maybe we can have a nice little KC / AH party, once we get our Tree of Life scr Saw Marathon out of the way at least.
As much as I hate missing and Episode, I do love listening to them. GOOD JOB GUYS SLASH FRANK I MISS YOU.
anybody who makes fun of art school is just jealous. hell im jealous of this and i went to art school!
– homeless baby don
